I’m wearing blue socks
Misplaced: at work
Blue! Can you imagine?! Uhh… I think my feet are numb.
Never buy socks after work. I honestly didn’t notice they were blue (instead of black, duh) until this morning when I read “navy” in the barcode sticker. I hope no one notices… my socks flash like neon signs: “freak freak” 
Today I have to go buy some *properly* coloured socks.
