{"id":1215,"date":"2010-05-14T22:11:56","date_gmt":"2010-05-14T19:11:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/?p=1215"},"modified":"2010-05-14T22:11:56","modified_gmt":"2010-05-14T19:11:56","slug":"too-smart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/2010\/05\/14\/too-smart","title":{"rendered":"Too smart"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have a Whirlpool washing machine that has &#8220;6th sense technology.&#8221; It&#8217;s supposed to be able to determine how full the machine is and then adjust the washing cycle, water etc. accordingly.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know if it&#8217;s doing a good job or not (in the 6th sense stuff; it does make clothes clean which is enough for me), but today I noticed it&#8217;s a bit <em>too<\/em> smart. Either that, or there&#8217;s someone living in my washing machine.<\/p>\n<p>I put a small amount of clothes in the machine, including a small zipper bag with a clothing item in it. I zipped up the bag, of course.<\/p>\n<p>After the cycle was done and I went to unload the machine, I noticed that the zipper bag was open &#8212; and empty. Whoever it was, they hadn&#8217;t stolen the item, so at least I don&#8217;t have one of those sock-stealing creatures in there.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve also noticed they enjoy turning huge duvet covers inside out!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a Whirlpool washing machine that has &#8220;6th sense technology.&#8221; It&#8217;s supposed to be able to determine how full the machine is and then adjust the washing cycle, water etc. accordingly. I don&#8217;t know if it&#8217;s doing a good job or not (in the 6th sense stuff; it does make clothes clean which is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1215","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellany"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1215","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1215"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1215\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1216,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1215\/revisions\/1216"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1215"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1215"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1215"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}