{"id":1507,"date":"2010-10-02T20:15:44","date_gmt":"2010-10-02T17:15:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/?p=1507"},"modified":"2010-10-02T20:15:44","modified_gmt":"2010-10-02T17:15:44","slug":"just-seeing-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/2010\/10\/02\/just-seeing-things","title":{"rendered":"Just seeing things"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have this recurring dream or nightmare or hallucination &#8212; whatever I should call it.<\/p>\n<p>I think it happens right when I&#8217;m about to fall asleep: I &#8220;wake up&#8221; and see an enormous spider, a black tarantula-looking thing, walking on the bed next to my pillow. At the time, still half-asleep\/awake, I&#8217;m actually aware that this happens to me a lot and I know it&#8217;s never been anything, but I think <em>this time<\/em> the thing just looks so real (and huge, and moving!) that I have to turn on the light &#8212; which I in reality do because I&#8217;m not sleeping properly yet &#8212; and make sure. <\/p>\n<p>Unsurprisingly, there&#8217;s never been anything. Not even a big crinkle in the bedsheets.<\/p>\n<p>I think it&#8217;s strange that this happens to me so often, because I&#8217;m not particularly afraid of spiders. I don&#8217;t <em>like<\/em> them but I don&#8217;t have a phobia either.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s also the dream of a mouth full of loose teeth (I hear it&#8217;s quite common). Ugh, I really hate that one. Luckily I haven&#8217;t seen it in a while. Maybe chewing gum helps&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have this recurring dream or nightmare or hallucination &#8212; whatever I should call it. I think it happens right when I&#8217;m about to fall asleep: I &#8220;wake up&#8221; and see an enormous spider, a black tarantula-looking thing, walking on the bed next to my pillow. At the time, still half-asleep\/awake, I&#8217;m actually aware that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1507","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dreams"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1507","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1507"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1507\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1522,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1507\/revisions\/1522"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1507"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1507"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1507"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}