{"id":161,"date":"2004-10-16T21:20:59","date_gmt":"2004-10-16T18:20:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/archives\/2004\/10\/16\/hannibal-the-cannibal-sitting-in-a-plane"},"modified":"2004-11-20T21:30:25","modified_gmt":"2004-11-20T19:30:25","slug":"hannibal-the-cannibal-sitting-in-a-plane","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/2004\/10\/16\/hannibal-the-cannibal-sitting-in-a-plane","title":{"rendered":"Hannibal the Cannibal sitting in a plane"},"content":{"rendered":"

The small boy sniffs the air. His narrow eyes, shiny as those of a rodent, slide sideways to Dr. Lecter’s lunch. He speaks with the piercing voice of a competitive sibling:
\n“Hey, Mister. Hey, Mister.”<\/i> He’s not going to stop.
\n“What is it?”
\n“Is that one of those special meals?”<\/i>
\n“It is not.”
\n“What’ve you got in there, then?”<\/i> The child turned his face up to Dr. Lecter in a full wheedle. “Gimme a bite?”<\/i>
\n(…)<\/abbr>
\n“Mooooaaaahm, can I have some of his samwich?”<\/i>
\nThe baby in Mother’s lap awoke an began to cry. Mother dipped a finger into the back of its diaper, came up negative, and gave the baby a pacifier.
\n(…)<\/abbr>
\nshe called to Dr. Lecter. “Would you pass it down to me? If you’re offering it to my child<\/i>, I want to see it. No offense, but he’s got a tricky tummy.”
\n(…)<\/abbr>
\nHe passed his Fauchon box down to Mother.
\n“Hey, nice bread,” she said, poking it with her diaper finger.
\n— Hannibal by Thomas Harris<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Ughhhhh, poor Hannibal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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