{"id":186,"date":"2004-11-17T22:34:41","date_gmt":"2004-11-17T20:34:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/archives\/2004\/11\/17\/babybooboo"},"modified":"2004-11-18T23:21:00","modified_gmt":"2004-11-18T21:21:00","slug":"babybooboo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/2004\/11\/17\/babybooboo","title":{"rendered":"Babybooboo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Parents of young children always seem talk about the colour and consistency of their offsprings&#8217; excrement. I&#8217;ve also noticed that Finns are way too eager to talk about their bowel movement anyway.<\/p>\n<p>Well, going outside to our back or front yard has been a shock, a horror, and a paralyzing experience for Ami. Today, however, my sister (equipped with a winter jacket, a hat, gloves, a scarf, a forehead flashlight, a commando hat, &#8230;.) and I (equipped with sandals, a jacket, and a leash) took Ami outside &#8212; front lawn this time because there&#8217;re street lamps there. He sniffed some, ate some gawd-knows-what (leaves and pebbles), shivered some, whimpered some. Finally, he also squatted some. That&#8217;s right, he doesn&#8217;t lift his leg yet&#8230; That was his 1<sup>st<\/sup> time doing business outside! It&#8217;s about time, the newspapers inside have started to resemble yellow ponds&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Parents of young children always seem talk about the colour and consistency of their offsprings&#8217; excrement. I&#8217;ve also noticed that Finns are way too eager to talk about their bowel movement anyway. Well, going outside to our back or front yard has been a shock, a horror, and a paralyzing experience for Ami. Today, however, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-186","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amadeus"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=186"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=186"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=186"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}