{"id":1861,"date":"2012-01-16T21:10:34","date_gmt":"2012-01-16T19:10:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/?p=1861"},"modified":"2012-01-16T21:10:34","modified_gmt":"2012-01-16T19:10:34","slug":"achievement-unlocked-30-years","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/2012\/01\/16\/achievement-unlocked-30-years","title":{"rendered":"Achievement unlocked: 30 years"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last Tuesday, quite appropriately, there was a newspaper article about famous 30-year-olds (and younger) and how much they&#8217;ve already achieved despite their young age.<\/p>\n<p>Gee, thanks for cheering me up! I haven&#8217;t achieved squat.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m only joking; I&#8217;m not feeling particularly &#8220;age-<a href=\"http:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/2011\/01\/16\/old-er\" title=\"Old-er\">crisis<\/a>-y&#8221; (well, I&#8217;m writing this on Sunday, the day before, so let&#8217;s see how I&#8217;m thinking tomorrow) and I don&#8217;t even think I&#8217;m allowed to. 30 is nothing! I&#8217;m still a kid!<\/p>\n<p>OK, checklist:<br \/>\n&#8212; Wrinkles? I can see two horizontal lines forming on the forehead but no prospective laugh lines (now, <em>that&#8217;s<\/em> weird) or anything like that.<br \/>\n&#8212; Greys? No genuine ones but I&#8217;ve had both white and black strands since I was a kid.<br \/>\n&#8212; Aches and pains? My legs are sore at the moment but that&#8217;s from cardio-boxing on Xbox Kinect&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8212; Skin on the back of my hand? Bounces right back.<br \/>\n&#8212; Grouchiness? No signs, I would say. (OK, I don&#8217;t seriously think old = grouchy <img src=\"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-includes\/images\/smilies\/icon_wink.gif\" alt=\";)\" class=\"wp-smiley\" style=\"height: 1em; max-height: 1em;\" \/> )<br \/>\n&#8212; Cats? None.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s see what that list looks like in 5-10 years, but for now, happy 30th birthday me!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last Tuesday, quite appropriately, there was a newspaper article about famous 30-year-olds (and younger) and how much they&#8217;ve already achieved despite their young age. Gee, thanks for cheering me up! I haven&#8217;t achieved squat. I&#8217;m only joking; I&#8217;m not feeling particularly &#8220;age-crisis-y&#8221; (well, I&#8217;m writing this on Sunday, the day before, so let&#8217;s see how [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1861","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellany"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1861","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1861"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1861\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1872,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1861\/revisions\/1872"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1861"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1861"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1861"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}