{"id":1972,"date":"2012-10-21T13:45:50","date_gmt":"2012-10-21T10:45:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/?p=1972"},"modified":"2012-10-21T14:05:47","modified_gmt":"2012-10-21T11:05:47","slug":"jedi-knight-hah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/2012\/10\/21\/jedi-knight-hah","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t get ahead of yourself"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In this morning&#8217;s newspaper I noticed an unusual announcement for a baby boy&#8217;s christening:<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1973\" style=\"width: 207px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1973\" src=\"http:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/20121021_christening.jpg\" alt=\"Announcement for christening\" title=\"Luke, I am your father\" width=\"197\" height=\"350\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1973\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-1973\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Ouch, the lightsaber must&#8217;ve hurt<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&#8220;Our dear Jedi knight<br \/>\n<em>&lt;name here&gt;<\/em><br \/>\nwas born <em>&lt;birthday here&gt;<\/em><br \/>\nHappy parents<br \/>\n<em>&lt;names here&gt;<\/em>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I suppose the parents are trying to be geeky&#8230;?<\/p>\n<p>My first thought was, &#8220;hmph, he&#8217;s only a Padawan, at best.&#8221; (Right?) And I&#8217;m not even a Star Wars geek.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size:smaller\">I knooooow, I&#8217;m an incurable nitpicker. Sorry.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In this morning&#8217;s newspaper I noticed an unusual announcement for a baby boy&#8217;s christening: &#8220;Our dear Jedi knight &lt;name here&gt; was born &lt;birthday here&gt; Happy parents &lt;names here&gt;&#8221; I suppose the parents are trying to be geeky&#8230;? My first thought was, &#8220;hmph, he&#8217;s only a Padawan, at best.&#8221; (Right?) And I&#8217;m not even a Star [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1972","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-odd-people"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1972","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1972"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1972\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1984,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1972\/revisions\/1984"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1972"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1972"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1972"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}