{"id":2400,"date":"2019-11-22T18:13:03","date_gmt":"2019-11-22T16:13:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/?p=2400"},"modified":"2019-11-22T18:13:03","modified_gmt":"2019-11-22T16:13:03","slug":"goodbye","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/2019\/11\/22\/goodbye","title":{"rendered":"Goodbye"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Goodbye next-door neighbours&#8217; kitchen drawers and utensils.<br>Goodbye their dishwasher and blender.<br>Goodbye you peeing somewhere upstairs.<br>Goodbye you little boy who play football in the stairway.<br>Goodbye neighbours&#8217; washing machines and vacuum cleaners.<br>Goodbye upstairs neighbours&#8217; furniture that screeches across the floor. (Ever heard of foot pads?)<br>Goodbye you little boy who keep jumping up and down.<br>Goodbye the piano with apparently just one key left.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>G o o d b y e. I never need to hear you again &#8212; we&#8217;re moving!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Goodbye next-door neighbours&#8217; kitchen drawers and utensils.Goodbye their dishwasher and blender.Goodbye you peeing somewhere upstairs.Goodbye you little boy who play football in the stairway.Goodbye neighbours&#8217; washing machines and vacuum cleaners.Goodbye upstairs neighbours&#8217; furniture that screeches across the floor. (Ever heard of foot pads?)Goodbye you little boy who keep jumping up and down.Goodbye the piano with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[36],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2400","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-home"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2400","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2400"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2400\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2429,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2400\/revisions\/2429"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2400"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2400"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2400"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}