{"id":28,"date":"2004-05-13T20:21:00","date_gmt":"2004-05-14T00:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/archives\/2004\/05\/13\/witness-repellent"},"modified":"2005-03-20T00:08:40","modified_gmt":"2005-03-19T22:08:40","slug":"witness-repellent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/2004\/05\/13\/witness-repellent","title":{"rendered":"Witness repellent"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>First time for everything<\/strong><br \/>\nI had my first Jehova&#8217;s Witness experience today. Seriously, not one has ever been on our doorstep in the 22 years I&#8217;ve been around. (Hmmm&#8230; Witness repellent) Oh well, not much of an experience, I got a magazine (&#8230;&#8221;these jesus dudes showed up on my doorstep and all I got was this lousy magazine&#8221;&#8230;) <img src=\"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-includes\/images\/smilies\/icon_biggrin.gif\" alt=\":D\" class=\"wp-smiley\" style=\"height: 1em; max-height: 1em;\" \/> Nice guys in nice suits, the &#8220;witnesses&#8221; that is. Not in the magazine.<\/p>\n<p>Btw, it snowed (!!!) today. This morning (*cough cough*) when I left from home it was snowing nice little flakes and in the afternoon when I was coming from the Uni it was huge wet sleet &#8212; i.e. rags.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First time for everything I had my first Jehova&#8217;s Witness experience today. Seriously, not one has ever been on our doorstep in the 22 years I&#8217;ve been around. (Hmmm&#8230; Witness repellent) Oh well, not much of an experience, I got a magazine (&#8230;&#8221;these jesus dudes showed up on my doorstep and all I got was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}