{"id":331,"date":"2005-06-23T11:26:25","date_gmt":"2005-06-23T08:26:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/archives\/2005\/06\/21\/tv-conspiracy"},"modified":"2005-06-23T11:50:40","modified_gmt":"2005-06-23T08:50:40","slug":"free-as-a-donkey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/2005\/06\/23\/free-as-a-donkey","title":{"rendered":"Free as a donkey"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My aunt just wrote in an email that I&#8217;m free as their donkey grazing outside. She was referring to my ability to try out jobs here and there because I don&#8217;t have the burden of a family. Well, that&#8217;s one way to look at it. More optimistic than the one I&#8217;m currently having, at least.<\/p>\n<p>Donkey&#8230; <img src=\"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-includes\/images\/smilies\/icon_lol.gif\" alt=\":laugh:\" class=\"wp-smiley\" style=\"height: 1em; max-height: 1em;\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My aunt just wrote in an email that I&#8217;m free as their donkey grazing outside. She was referring to my ability to try out jobs here and there because I don&#8217;t have the burden of a family. Well, that&#8217;s one way to look at it. More optimistic than the one I&#8217;m currently having, at least. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-331","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/331","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=331"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/331\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=331"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=331"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=331"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}