{"id":705,"date":"2008-01-03T22:19:29","date_gmt":"2008-01-03T20:19:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/2008\/01\/03\/invasion-of-the-wall-munchers"},"modified":"2008-08-12T21:06:53","modified_gmt":"2008-08-12T18:06:53","slug":"invasion-of-the-wall-munchers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/2008\/01\/03\/invasion-of-the-wall-munchers","title":{"rendered":"Invasion of the wall munchers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday morning I went to the bathroom, as usual, to wash my face.<\/p>\n<p>I noticed an odd pile of sand on the tiles&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Duh-dun (thanks, Kory! (I couldn&#8217;t figure out how to spell the Jaws &#8220;theme&#8221;)), duh-dun, duh-dun&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img alt='Mysterious pile of s\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 sand' class=\"image\" src='http:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/01\/080103_muncher1.jpg'  \/><\/p>\n<p>I directed my gaze straight from the pile up to the ceiling.<\/p>\n<p>Duh-dun, duh-dun, duh-dun&#8230;<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\n<img alt='That hole didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t use to be that big' class=\"image\" src='http:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/01\/080103_muncher2.jpg'  \/><\/p>\n<p>That hole didn&#8217;t use to be that big&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Then I saw it!<\/p>\n<p>Duh-dun, duh-dun, duh-dun&#8230; duh-dun<\/p>\n<p><img alt='Wall muncher' class=\"image\" src='http:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/01\/080103_muncher3.jpg'  \/><\/p>\n<p>Aaaaaaaaah! <img src=\"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-includes\/images\/smilies\/icon_eek.gif\" alt=\":shock:\" class=\"wp-smiley\" style=\"height: 1em; max-height: 1em;\" \/> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday morning I went to the bathroom, as usual, to wash my face. I noticed an odd pile of sand on the tiles&#8230; Duh-dun (thanks, Kory! (I couldn&#8217;t figure out how to spell the Jaws &#8220;theme&#8221;)), duh-dun, duh-dun&#8230; I directed my gaze straight from the pile up to the ceiling. Duh-dun, duh-dun, duh-dun&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-705","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spur"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/705","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=705"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/705\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=705"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=705"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=705"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}