{"id":75,"date":"2004-06-29T08:55:45","date_gmt":"2004-06-29T12:55:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/archives\/2004\/06\/29\/im-wearing-blue-socks"},"modified":"2005-03-20T00:05:49","modified_gmt":"2005-03-19T22:05:49","slug":"im-wearing-blue-socks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/2004\/06\/29\/im-wearing-blue-socks","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m wearing blue socks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Blue! Can you imagine?! Uhh&#8230; I think my feet are numb.<\/p>\n<p>Never buy socks after work. I honestly didn&#8217;t notice they were blue (instead of black, duh) until this morning when I read &#8220;navy&#8221; in the barcode sticker. I hope no one notices&#8230; my socks flash like neon signs: &#8220;freak freak&#8221; <img src=\"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-includes\/images\/smilies\/icon_biggrin.gif\" alt=\":D\" class=\"wp-smiley\" style=\"height: 1em; max-height: 1em;\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Today I have to go buy some *properly* coloured socks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Blue! Can you imagine?! Uhh&#8230; I think my feet are numb. Never buy socks after work. I honestly didn&#8217;t notice they were blue (instead of black, duh) until this morning when I read &#8220;navy&#8221; in the barcode sticker. I hope no one notices&#8230; my socks flash like neon signs: &#8220;freak freak&#8221; Today I have to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-75","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=75"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=75"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=75"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=75"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}