{"id":82,"date":"2004-07-05T09:02:12","date_gmt":"2004-07-05T13:02:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/archives\/2004\/07\/05\/disclaimer-for-babies"},"modified":"2005-03-20T00:05:38","modified_gmt":"2005-03-19T22:05:38","slug":"disclaimer-for-babies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/2004\/07\/05\/disclaimer-for-babies","title":{"rendered":"Disclaimer for babies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t like holding babies in my lap because they usually start crying and I feel like it&#8217;s my fault. They should have a disclaimer plaque hanging around their neck saying &#8220;Don&#8217;t take this personally, but you&#8217;re just not my Mommy or Daddy.&#8221; *waaaaah*<\/p>\n<p>Or maybe it <b>is<\/b> my fault but the parents say &#8220;oh, it&#8217;s only a phase&#8221; &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t like holding babies in my lap because they usually start crying and I feel like it&#8217;s my fault. They should have a disclaimer plaque hanging around their neck saying &#8220;Don&#8217;t take this personally, but you&#8217;re just not my Mommy or Daddy.&#8221; *waaaaah* Or maybe it is my fault but the parents say &#8220;oh, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-82","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=82"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=82"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=82"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=82"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}