{"id":851,"date":"2008-12-09T20:06:21","date_gmt":"2008-12-09T18:06:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/?p=851"},"modified":"2009-06-12T20:14:01","modified_gmt":"2009-06-12T18:14:01","slug":"me-so-tiny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/2008\/12\/09\/me-so-tiny","title":{"rendered":"Me so tiny"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I nearly got squished by the bus door today. I was last to step out of the back door (being polite as I am) and the driver closed the door right in front of my nose. I climbed back up the stairs, raised my voice to have the door opened (hm, that usually does it) &#8212; nothing. People helped me by pressing the stop button and shouting to the driver who finally let me out.<\/p>\n<p>I shouted (laughingly) that I must be so small he can&#8217;t see me.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, right. Short maybe. Small not.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I nearly got squished by the bus door today. I was last to step out of the back door (being polite as I am) and the driver closed the door right in front of my nose. I climbed back up the stairs, raised my voice to have the door opened (hm, that usually does it) [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-851","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellany"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/851","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=851"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/851\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":993,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/851\/revisions\/993"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=851"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=851"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.all-things-me.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=851"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}